Before anyone gets all worked up, my marriage is intact. However, another relationship may have finally come to an end. A girlfriend of mine is no longer welcome in my life. It's a sad parting because we used to have so much fun. I'm not kidding, she and I have been on road trips, to concerts, house parties, camping, weddings; really, you name, we've done it. And how we'd laugh. We'd dance and sing too. We were really really good at singing. Now don't get me wrong, we didn't hang out every week, with maybe the exception of a period in my early 20s. She's fun but she'd wear me out. But for the longest time the fun outweighed the cost. Then the bitch turned around and stabbed me in the back...
The last time we went out was New Year's Eve. I had a good time. I sang, I laughed and I broke a glass. Whatevs. Then sometime during the night, my "friend" decided to put on some steel toed boots and practise karate kicks on my head. I think maybe she pooped in my mouth and she definitely had something to do with the fact that on January 1 I spent pretty much the entire day in bed. I'm positive she had something to do with becoming reacquainted with the appetizers from the night before too. Bitch. Oh there had been a few fights prior to this, don't get me wrong. But for the most part it was all good. Times when we'd go out and I'd be none the worse for wear. What happened to those times? I just don't know.
So with that said, I think it's time to say good bye to my dear friend, Vodka. It was grand whie it lasted.
(This might be one of those sticky situations where we break-up and make-up more than once, I'm just forewarning you).
