Help Needed

As I become further immersed in the world of blogging one thing has become very clear.  My title sucks.  Not of the actual posts; if you ask me, some of those are quite clever. I'm referring to the actual blog title. I recently stumbled across one titled "Mommy Wants Vodka."  Now why in the hell didn't I think of that?  There is also "The Sassy Curmudgeon" and a whole host of clever catch-ily titled blogs out there. 

"Searching" was originally chosen in an effort to reflect how this blog was a way of me looking for a way out of my job or maybe for a sliver of contentment in my life.  Which I suppose it still is but still, I think I, or we, could come up with something better.

Thinking back the common themes of my blog are hating my  job, loving and hating Vodka, and parenting.  How should one combine all those?  I suppose I could change it to "I Hate My Job and Drink Only to Cope". Not catchy or all-encompassing enough. 

So friends and neighbours, any suggestions???  Throw any and all you got at me, because I'm completely drawing a blank.

Thanking you in advance for what I'm sure are going to be some kick ass ideas!